Ketchup Disaster

So, I am driving to work today trying to eat my Sausage McGriddle with cheese and a hash brown. (I don’t' normally get a hash brown.) I try to squirt ketchup on the hash brown. The next thing I know, I have ketchup all on my shirt and my pants. It's not like it is a small spot either. It is a big mess. I have to go to the store and get a whole new outfit. I am so embarrassed. I have a mess down the front of my shirt and I smell like ketchup. Great start to the day.